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ODE A MACINTOCH (CARLO JEAN BAPTISTE:R2)

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Ô Macintosh! ta lame courbe
N'est en fait pas lourde
Et ne vaut pas que qq gourdes!
Fiable,pr voir la glotte,tu n'es pas fourbe

Que serions nous sans toi?
Que des aveugles gaga!
Grace a ta lumiere au bon endroit
On insère no tubes tout droit

Pour toi l'arriere-gorge n'a point de secrets
Pour basculer l'epiglotte aucun outil n'est mieux fait
Pendant que dents branlantes tu epargnais
On amène à bon port l'oxygène,et c'est parfait

Ne crains point les nouveaux venus
Fibroscope,Airtrack,Kingston..
Sans toi notre plateau paraitrait nu
Tu es tjrs indispensable,comme à Moïse son baton

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